The Republicant Presidential Candidate Field - SLAPSTICK COMEDY STYLE

I used this as part of my signature on a non-political message board just to see what sort of reaction it would get :)

Suffice to say, it got the attention of the admin, who kindly asked me to remove it (Which I did) because it was deemed to be too "Politically Charged". So I figured I'd try it out on you guys to see what you guys think. Feel free to improve, tweak, overhaul, etc. the list on your own blog as you see fit :)

With that, here's the list as I have it.....

NEWT GINGRICH & RON PAUL - Laurel & Hardy (Respectively)
MITT ROMNEY, RICK PERRY & HERMAN CAIN - The Three Stooges (Mitt is Mo, Rick is Larry & Herman is Curly)
RICK SANTORUM & MICHELLE BACHMANN - Abbott & Costello (Think of Michelle as one of Lou's MANY girlfriends or wives :) )

That's the list as I have it. As I said, feel free to tweak it

Our America Vs. The GOP's America

This video uses Mitt Romney as an example BUT.....



.....It's also DEFINATELY not OUR America.....

Occupy Movement Reaches Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS





Plus there's another story with video from KRDO 13 as well (Sorry.....Embedding the video here is not an option)

DENVER




Need I say more?

MEMO TO THE TEA PARTY - If You Do Not Want To Be Quizzed & Tested - STICK TO FOX NEWS

FEATURED Once again, a Tea Partier (This time it's Christine O'Donnell) thinks they can dictate to the media what it can quiz them on

The Boston Tea Party - REWRITTEN

FEATURED Rachel Maddow likes to have a segment at the end of her show called The Best New Thing In The World Today

Well this video may not be new, but it sure is KEWL though

Check it out :)

Civics Test, Anyone?

Click Here to be the brave soul

BTW, just to be transparent, my score was 48.48%

Paltry, I know..... *Embarrassed look*

DISCLAIMER/LEGALESE - This test is neither sponsored or otherwise sanctioned by The Political Rewrite Nor is this blog affiliated IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM with the sponsor of this test

The Right Wing Cloak & Dagger Game

Just saw The Ed Show tonight (Hosted by Thomas Roberts in Ed's abscence) & they had this schmuck named Brian Browne from the National Organization Of Marriage on as a guest

What happened to deserve a rewrite you ask? Simple

The Schmuck from the NOM was asked what he thought about the NY State Senate passing the same-sex marriage bill & he said the vote was taken under "A cloak of darkness" which he said was typical of Left Wing tactics

I'm wondering which cable news channel he was watching on Friday Night (ASSUMING he was even watching one that is!)

I ask this because CNN & MSNBC were both providing coverage of the vote via the live feed from the NY State Senate's own public access channel. HOW IS THAT CONDUCTING A VOTE UNDER A CLOAK OF DARKNESS, Mr. Browne??

In case you lost soul Right Wingers are wondering, I did check Fox News but they weren't even providing ANY coverage at all. In fact, they were covering (Of all things!) THE CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL !!!!!

So am I to understand that unless FOX NEWS provides live coverage of a major vote like the one in the NY State Senate on Friday Night, it either somehow "Didn't happen" or was somehow conducted "Under a cloak of darkness" ????? Help me understand this thought process

This is of course so typical of Right Wing Rhetoric these days & should be expected. It's just like when the Washington Republicans accuse the Washington Democrats & the Obama Administration of somehow making "Closed Door" or "Back Door" deals. Yet C-SPAN is careful enough to show EACH & EVERY vote session.

If I can see those vote sessions on C-SPAN & other places that provide it on TV (And there are websites which track the votes taken by our Representatives in BOTH houses on a variety of issues), then HOW is it that the Right Wing always seems to miss them ????? If someone out there has a clue, SHOOT ME AN EMAIL as this has always perplexed & bamboozled me