I keep hearing how badly so many of my fellow Liberals
want to send President Bush to Mars when it becomes to do so.
Well....I just couldn't resist the temptation to post this (and a manned flight to Mars is such a *LONG* time to wait), so I have a better idea. *devilish grin*
We all know that the Bush clan started this whole mess with Iraq in the first place, right?
Of course we do. What if we were to MAKE IT CLEAR to the GOP that
a trip to Mars just isn't gonna happen soon enough. So instead, we'd
like to send THE ENTIRE BUSH CLAN on a ONE WAY trip - TO
IRAQ.
I mean think about the possibilities here.
* The whole clan can build and amintain a ranch somewhere on the outskirts
or Baghdad IN THE OPEN DESERT..
* George Sr. and Jr. can use their GPS receivers or other similar souvenier
gizmos they got for being President and seek out and destroy all the WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION which are said to be in Iraq that used to belong
to Saddam Hussein, but has yet to be proven to exist. While they're
doing that, they can also TAP INTO THE IRAQI OIL RESERVES WHICH WILL
HELP REIMBURSE _OUR_ GOVERNMENT who almost had to fight this war
almost single-handedly (not to mention who could've just as single-handedly
toppled Saddam's regime in the first place!).
* Laura & Barbara Bush can have a schoolhouse built so they can
both teach all the Iraqi children their ABCs and 123s. And while
they're at it, they can also teach Iraq's adult population to "Just
Say NO" to Al Qaeda recruiters who are ALSO believed to be still in
the region.
* Jeb Bush (Remember HIM?) can be head of the hired help at the ranch.
Why do I mention Jeb Bush? Simple. At least we wouldn't
have to worry about HIM running for President in 2008 against Hilary and/or
Al (Gore not Sharpton)
DOES THIS MAKE $ENSE OR WHAT???
Comments anyone?
Cheers for now :-)
Pat
